tengku farhan

software engineer // UTF-8 yapper

Sup, TikTok Scroll Survivor!

You’ve yeeted yourself into my digital domain, where I’m serving looks and cooking code hotter than a Grimace Shake at 3 a.m. I’m Han, a software engineer with Ohio-coded rizz, fr fr. My setup? I use Arch, btw, and I’ve dodged more `rm -rf *` Ls than a Fortnite default in a build battle.

This site’s giving 90s web energy—HTML, CSS, and Times New Roman so crusty it’s basically a war crime. I sling code, clown on npm errors, and vibe check segfaults with no Ohio in sight. Stay for the brainrot, leave if you stan Comic Sans.

My Money Making Ability

• Whipping up Python, JS, Rust, C bangers that *mostly* don’t sucks
• Architecting systems so clean, that japanese surrender
• Git Yeeter: committing every 5 secs, pushing when my Wi-Fi’s not acting unwise
• Docker & Kubernetes—containerizing vibes like a TikTok trend
• SQL & NoSQL: making databases spill the tea
• Cloud flex with AWS, GCP, Azure (my wallet’s crying)
• Decoding error logs so cursed, they’re basically egypt hieroglyphs
• Running pacman -Syu and only *slightly* bricking my rig
• Explaining tech to boomers without them going full 404
• Regex? More like Regret-x, I’m cooked

My Side Quests (Projects)

Check my creations—some are straight W’s, others are giving “it worked in dev” energy. Full lore drop soon, unless I’m stuck in a Neovim rabbit hole or ratioed by a bad merge.

• SwayPlus: Sway Window Manager but enhanced
• Telegram Referral Bot: W template for selling scammy course with telegram
• Solana NFT Creator: Rugpull never been this easy

Slide in the DMs (Contact)

Wanna vibe, collab, or swap cursed stack traces? Hit me up before I Ohio myself into a .bashrc spiral:

• Email: hello@kebabhan.dev (say hi or I’m sending diddy's baby oil)
• GitHub: github.com/tfarhan00 (visit pls or I’m stealing your stars)
• LinkedIn: linkedin.com/in/tengkufarhan (no normies recruiter, plz)